[Disclaimer: This post is not intended to make light of the dangers sailors face during their time at sea]
If you’re unemployed or looking to make a career change, this is the time to consider piracy. There are low barriers to entry and the commissions are sky-high. No experience or education required. This is just what you are waiting for.
I realize piracy didn’t work out for the few unfortunate idiots that hijacked an American ship. I don’t recommend doing that. But you see, thousands of ships pass through the gulf of …

BRIDGEPORT, Conn. | An unemployed woman has taken her job search to the side of a highway.
Pasha Stocking has rented a billboard along Interstate 95 in Bridgeport. The sign includes her photo and the message “Hire Me!”
Stocking, 37, was laid off last June and said she has tried everything to land a new job in marketing and design. She said she got the idea to rent a billboard from a Milwaukee man who did the same thing.
Stocking said she’s paying for the ad with money she had been saving to …