China and Russia are calling for a new global currency to replace the dominant US dollar in the world marketplace, in light of the recent world recession. Both the United States and the European Union brushed off the idea. After all, what could be better than the mighty US dollar? Well, how about this; the Zimbabwean 100 billion dollar note.

100 Billion Dollar Bill

That’s right, $100,000,000,000 bill. This baby works like a charm. National debt? No problem. The US can whip up 40 of these little notes to pay off China. And who wouldn’t want a roll of 100 billion dollar bills in their pocket? Zimbabwean bucks can become the new global standard. It’s the idea solution. Although in Zimbabwe a bunch of bananas cost you a cold fifty million. That can be solved as well. One trillion dollar bill anyone?